sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

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tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok

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katiebooped:

imgonnapeeorange:

learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing

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“If you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands.”

(via rayban-perception)

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assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

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refreshes:

im so excited to accomplish nothing today

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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allofthefeelings:

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS HAS PASSED MY DASH EASILY TWENTY TIMES AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE.

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